Devious Journal Entry

Stolen from: nyght11

Rules:
Pokemon Randomizer: randompokemon.com/
Only one Pokemon per question. 
Tag one or more person when you're finished

This Pokémon is you:


HAHA yussss fear my fluffy hair 

1. This Pokémon is your best friend:



best... friend... EVER!


2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:



well... i'm probably stuffed

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:


god im gonna have the worst headache working with this guy 

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you:


FFFFFFFFFFFF-

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:


Kill me now

6. This Pokémon is your significant other:

OH MY GOD YUSSS

7. This Pokémon is your ex:


what the ffffuuuuu-

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment:



oh god i don't know if i should be happy or scared s***les

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:


just gotta remember not to touch it tails

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake:


noticeable 

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night:


my bed is to small to fit a freakin feraligtr in especially if its my level 100 Sebastion ono

12. This Pokémon banged your mom:


*thinks of feline anatomy* oh god

13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants:


WHY?!

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:


NO LEAFEON I'M SO SORRY


15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:


OH MY GOD YES

16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories:


AHAHA X'D

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:


I'm not gonna question WHY i have this in the first place

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:


IT FITS PERFECTLY XD

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day:


I SAID I WAS SORRY

20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:


HOW DID I HAVE A BASEMENT THAT BIG?!

21. This Pokémon watches you sleep:


...

22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:


F*** YEA BEST GUARDIAN ANGEL EVA

23. This Pokémon won't rest until it has a lock of your hair to cherish forever:


... I don't even- wtf

24. This Pokémon will be there for you when you need it:


FEAR ME MORTALS

25. These Pokémon want to form a band with you (generate 3 here):


YUSSSSSS
how would that even work though...

green and for ever aloner... you know who you are